hngg paint adventures

> peruse steamy postmodern social commentary

You can't decide which text is the postmodern social commentary! No, yeah you fucking can. It's Infinite Jest. You attempt to lift the book but you are unable to for the following reasons:

• It is too heavy to lift with your 4px arms. Find a harder brush.
• Your vision is incredibly bad, you can't read the 8pt font the entire book is typeset in, much less the smaller endnotes.

Phew, that was a lot of HTML formatting. You think you can make out a few words. It looks like someone is getting molested by a 400lb woman in a forest. How arousing.

> curl leg hairs in arousal